“Untitled” by Woods Hill

Holy water HAIKU
Water religion
I love holy water it’s good
It can clean a fridge

Funny monkey water ballad
Water water water is bad
It is solid and like oil
It is really really sad
It tastes like it is spoiled

Water is a gas
It tastes like a donkey
Later that night I had some gas
And my mom was really funky annoying

— Woods Hill is a seventh grader at Blatchley Middle School in Sitka, Alaska.

Smelly water haiku
Mommy is kid pop
Daddy is smelly like poo
They drink fuZ water